Okay, so maybe these aren't the best to "print out" or "actually use" but this is 2013! Oscar party-watching of the future. Invite your 8 rich friends over, have them bring their iPads, and pull these bad boys up on screen! Then you can use some sort of gummy snack (g-bears, peach rings, etc.) as game pieces, because they'll stick real good to the screen. See? Problem-solver.
Happy 2103 Oscar watching! Sidenote: I don't know if winning is actually possible. Cheers!
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